Salamander Brandy

Salamander Brandy – Supposedly a liquor indigenous to Slovenia, salamander brandy combines hallucinogens with aphrodisiacs to form a particularly potent mix, if it truly exists. Made by combining the toxic slime secreted as a defense mechanism by native salamanders with brandy, salamander brandy is essentially a refined version of toad-licking. Making it involves tossing several salamanders in a barrel of fermenting fruit, where they secrete mucus to protect themselves from the alcohol and eventually die in the barrel. In addition to causing hallucinations, the neurotoxins in salamander brandy are reputed to cause extreme sexual arousal for pretty much anything the drinker has handy – whether that's another person, a tree, kitchen appliance or an unfortunate woodland creature. Spiking the punch at the next church potluck would yield some interesting results. Luckily for bingo nights across the nation, getting one of these nigh-mythical bottles, if they exist, requires a trip to Slovenia.